Stephen Colbert lays waste to ABC's Jonathan Karl for his Benghazi lies

Tonight, I am proud to introduce for the first time on The Colbert Report, the Obama Scandal Booth!  (wild audience cheering and applause)
Welcome to the Obama Scandal Booth, brought to you by Mazda, and the scandalously sleek redesign of the all-new 2014 Mazda Six.  Mazda, it's not your father's Oldsmobile... cuz it's a Mazda.
Now inside this booth are slips of paper, each with the name of a White House scandal — IRS, AP, Benghazi, immortal scorpion soldiers.  Oh, it's coming out.  And just moments from now, ladies and gentlemen, I will enter the booth and, like my colleagues, grasp wildly at any accusation that floats past.  (audience cheering and applause)
Ten seconds!  Jimmy, ten seconds on the clock, please.  (Stephen enters booth)
Jimmy, let's get ready to scandal!


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