Steve King challenges Chuck Schumer to a duel

Rep. Steve King is fed up with being the poster child for Republican xenophobia, and he's not going to take it anymore.

"This is what I get from Senator Chuck Schumer," King said. "He decided he would target me and blame me for the things he believes are failures of the entire House of Representatives."

What followed was a laundry-list speech of all the bad things Schumer or anyone else has ever said about Steve King followed by various pronouncements of nuh-uh. All of it was just as conspiratorial and nonsensical and blisteringly dimwitted as you would expect from Steve King—for example, King's offered theory that he has a higher percentage of "real American citizens" in his Iowa district than Democrats do in their own because Democrats have plotted to boost their districts' population with nasty illegal brown people. And Steve King knows who the real extremists are:

"Chuck Schumer represents the extreme outliers and they are socialists, Marxists, progressive, liberal Democrats," King said.